Lestats wild kingdom

*A beautiful man with wavy blond hair tyed in a ponytail, and light blue eyes steps in to center screen*

"Good evening madams, and monsieurs. I'm sure you all know who I am, but for those of you who don't let me enlighten you *smurks*. I am the vampire Lestat. Today I have somthing special to show you, today you shall see the real Holly Le'bre. Now this is very dangeruos even for an emortal such as myself, cause she knows were I sleep. So I have to be very cautious. This is the time of the month when she's at her most crule, but she should be asleep right now."

*Lestat becions to the camra man to follow him. He gingerly grabs the door knob to the dark bule door in the corner of the room. Taking a deep breath he turns the knob. A sudden gush of red metalic tasting liquid comes spilling from the now ajar door, and knocks our hero to the floor. Lestat leaps up still wide eyed in amazement*

"Mon due! this is more gastly then a thousand gouls!"

*After wiping off his black suit, and italian shoes Lestat surivaes the room that he now stands in. His sharp gaze falls apoun the bed in the middle of the room. A mass of blankets shrod a small figure the mound pulsats with soft breathing.

"Ah look shes sleeping shhh"

*Lestat grins evily*

"Well you came to see the real Holly. I think it's about time you meet"

Lestat rips the top layer of blankets off the mound. A fat long haired gray cat waped in a cotton cocon pokes it's head out.*

"Oh no!"

*Lestat looks franticaly around the small room. A look of panic, and dread passes on the vampires perfect face, as he sees a shadow on the wall move rapidly twords him.

"Run away!run away!"

*Lestat lonches himself in the general direction of the door. He clings to the door frame, as a creature with disheveled looking red hair trys to pull him back in to the room*


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