explodding raisins .........in your pants!

When I step back, and look at it I reailize I've had a pretty go run of life. Even with my short years I have learned many valued lessons. Thats why it came as a shock to find that rasins have explosive propertys. I had just came home from a hard day of school. My dad has just reasently bought one hundred pipe cleaners. He started constructing some sort of scafolding in the living room for no other purpose then out of shear boredom. So any way he was in consintrating very intensly on were he should put the nexst pipe cleaner(this is what my life partner has to look forward to in latter years). To keep my self from questioning my parents sanity. I thought I should cook something. Apple crisp sounded like a chalenging indevore. I didn't have any oatmeal so I used garnola instead. Every thing whent fine till it was time to take it out of the oven. As soon as I had opened the oven door a volcanic rock came wizzing by my head, and hit the sleeping dog on the nose(poor thing will be scared for life. I don't even like dogs that much, but I feel sorry for the bitch). It toke me sometime to figure out that the volcanic rock was acually the remains of a rasin. It was burnt beyond recignition.