Fun things to do on the elevator

1) make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2) blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3) grimace painfully while smacking your forhead and muttering "shut up damn it all of you."
4) whistle the first seven notes of "It's a small world" incessantly.
5) Sell girl scout cookies.
6) crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask "Got enough air in there."
7) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank open the doors, then act suprised when the door ones on it's own.
8) Meow occasionally.
9) Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go", then sigh and say"oops."