Naughty nun

Okay in my family it's the career of choice to become a nun,or priest, but there are a select few in every generation who defie their elders, and become something more modern, and more glamores like stripers/models, and gamblers/money sharks. So it has come over the years a divishion between the naughtys, and the saints. People have had to deal with a lot, but I'm proud to say that I'm the first goth. I know it's hard to belive, but by some strange quirk of fate I have the power to piss of both partys yay! How dose she do it you ask! well I'll tell you I really don't know, but I always have to stay with the religious cult( most often in the broom closet with all the old crusifices)